(Source: minxe)

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theirtinywings:

darksideofthemoon007:

I have been laughing at this for 3 years

I WILL NEVER LET THIS POST DIE

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spacetwinks:

there’s been a lot of good jokes made about harry potter the series and harry potter the character in specific but the classic i keep returning to is this 32 second bit

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penisburps:

lindsaylohoean:

does ke$ha go by k€sha in europe 

i dunno ask will.je.suis

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thorki:

"what are you doing"

image

(Source: chomei)

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jamdoughnutmagician:

hfhfd74:

not-a-mailman:

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

FUCK YOU THIS SHOULDN’T BE SO FUNNY

This is how we all act. I guarantee 100%

Goddamn it 

Adam and eve not Adam and Evita

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thewescoast:

my goal has been completed

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ripelypine:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

(Source: punkmothra)

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hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

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(Source: huffingtonpost)

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Anonymous: what happened to lucy

I have no idea omg I miss her a lot though she was one of my first friends here and I still wait for her all of the time

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cokeflow:

my middle name is actually $

(Source: fingerblaster113)

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hitlersasshole:

And I died alittle on the inside

(Source: captol)

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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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    Tell me about your body. (¬‿¬)

  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Have you had sex?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
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